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It's all a conspiracy!!!!!
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Getting the inspiration for this page from the movie, this page will be filled with my theorys of conspiracys. Hey, that ryhmes. Anyway, my name is Kr8er. Whenever I can, I will post a few of my intrigues. This page however, is simply a sample of my newsletter, sent to you via: e-mail. Simply click my e-mail address at the bottom of this page, and ask for your FREE subscription. Within, a week, I will send you your first issue!
Ok, let's get started!!!
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Conspiracy Samples
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Rocket Hobbyists Having a Blast at the Salt Flats.
I beleive that these "rocket hobbyists" are being paid by the government's general defense to create super nuclear missles to wage a war with Iraq. The rocket's the hobbyists are using are prototypes of the missles they are being paid to build. Using heavily advanced equipment they can predict where the missles will land, how hard they will hit, and how much damage they will inflict.
By the time they are finished it will take merely 3 missles to eradicate the entire civilization of Iraq.
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One more...
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"Astro Chimps" to be Used for Further Study
The government officials of health are sending these chimps to the acid planet of Venus. The reason is because the chimps are carrying the cure for AIDS. Yes, the cure for AIDS. The chimps have a mineral fluid in their brains that kills the Aids virus and erases any trace of it. The government is extracting this mineral and cryogenically freezing it, only to be released after all chimps have been killed. Only so man kind can go down in history.
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